Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The life and times of a Redneck Diva

I try... really I do. I have a cute hairstyle. I love makeup. I have my special perfume. I wear jewelry. 'Bama Girl makes...I mean takes me shopping with her, so I have cute clothes. I like shoes. So...what's the problem?

You see, I have a nice pedicure..."Art Appreciation Apricot"...thought I was lookin' cute!

Yeah ...that was before. Before I realized what a redneck I am!
I worked all day yesterday. Watering the garden, making hot tamales, painting, tearing out sheetrock, dealing with the plumbing problems and the plumber. You name it, I did it!

And then...my friend Bonnie came over. We were painting trim. Then...she asked "Have you looked at your feet lately?" Well, no...who has time to look at their feet? So I look down. All toes accounted for...no polish chipped. Laughing uncontrollably, she asked if I had looked at the bottom lately? No, but...


So...as much as I try, I just can't take the redneck out of the diva!




  1. Bahahaha! I especially love that there is something stuck to the bottom of your right foot... LOL
    Debbie, you are my hero...*sigh*...

  2. Love the title! I just had to read more....too funny! Will there be more chapters? I see a book in the making.....

  3. Very funny! Who looks at the bottom of their feet? I don't!

    Thanks for the shout out!

  4. Wait a minute! My feet look like that most of the time! Decades of running around barefoot!

  5. Are you sure those aren't my feet?
    Except my heels are more cracked!!!!!! Like me!
    Love ya, Be blessed!

  6. Cute post, Deb. You're very brave to show the bottoms of your feet. Not me.

  7. Lol, the bottoms of your feet look just like mine. I go barefoot all the time when I home. inside and outside.

  8. Funny but Ewwwww!

    Girl, I do that too AND I need a pedicure!

    Take care,


  9. LMBO! You are too funny, go get yourself a Pedi...NOW!

    Hot Tamales????? As in homemade? Lots of work, but soooooo totally worth it!

  10. Oh No!
    Those are grocery store feet if I have ever seen them. The girls at the nail store would be talking about you (not that you'd understand them (tee-hee-hee)

  11. Oh wow...we are kindred spirits! The other day I was sitting on the couch with my feet propped up on the ottoman and my oldest said, "Uh, Mom? Have you seen the bottoms of your feet lately?" "Uh...no" was my reply. She turned up her nose and said, "Well, they're just really disgusting."

    Found you when I googled myself - I do that occasionally because I'm narcissistic that way, lol. Great post! Way to be brave and show off those dirty piggies!

  12. So what, I go barefoot in at the local thrift shop myself, and get dirty feet myself.